“At some point while in Detroit, I met a really, like a tiny chicken. I don’t actually remember this tiny chicken but I’m almost positive that we had an encounter. Because this tiny chicken has laid tiny eggs in my head, those tiny eggs are growing. And hatching. And the baby tiny chickens are feeding on my brain.” - Hank Green, Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th

The third Hanko De Mayo celebration graphic.

“How’s it going? Hank? When Hank Green pees is it like other people peeing? Hank, how was it? Your fans want answers! What is Hank Green peeing like?” - John Green, Hank Green “In The Wild”

The second Hanko De Mayo celebration graphic.

“I do not want to live in a world where we only focus on suck and never think about awesome. If we lived in that world then people would play soccer by having both teams stand and guard their own goal the whole game with the ball sitting at midfield. And then at the end of the game we’re supposed to all celebrate because nobody scored any goals against our team. That’s not gonna get you on Sportscenter. We have to guard the goal and we have to try and prevent bad things from happening, but we also have to make good things happen.” - Hank Green

(Hanko De Mayo is upon us, expect a series of random Hank Green quote graphics in celebration - Hank Green is also entitled to request any quote, piece of dialogue, or monologue, to be made into a graphic if he happens to spot this.)

“As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life —so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.” - Matt Cartmill [x]

“It’s like being raped with fun. And that’s why I don’t like ‘Mambo Number Five’ by Lou Bega.” - Allie Brosh, Hyperbole And A Half

“I really hate it when I’m watching a show in my computer on fullscreen and then the show fades to black and then suddenly I can see my reflection in the monitor. I see that slack, dull face just staring at itself, I just wanna snap out of it and go do something with my life but then I know that I can’t because, y’know, I’m in the middle of a show.” - Hank Green

This quote is from the video “Peeing, Pooping, Prescription Drugs, and Ramen Noodle Fires”, posted on Mar 12th , 2010, posted on the Vlogbrothers channel.

“I was involved in illegal activities. Once. But now I’m just a walking container of blood and water sending out loveballs one beam at a time.” - Stana Katic

Have I ever mentioned I love it when people come up with their own little expressions? Well, now I have.

“You have the stink of honeymoon phase all over you. No woman wants to be around that.” - Javier Esposito, Castle

“I trust award shows! They tell me how much to care about different dead people.” -Liz Lemon, 30 Rock

“I have a superstition that seeing a hummingbird equals good luck! So if I get murdered by a huge mutant hummingbird it’ll be sadly ironic.“ - Felicia Day

“I don’t like it when people undo hugs. You can’t undo hugs.” - Hank Green

(You just do not do that. IT’S PERMANENT!)

In honor of the recent re-bloggings by Hank Green, and the lovely flood of nerdfighters, I decided to pick a Green quote from my long list of quotes to be made into graphics. 

“When I was an eight-year-old pathological liar, it really bothered me, personally, that mom didn’t believe my lies.” - John Green

“We know what art is! It’s paintings of horses!” - Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock

It was time for me to make another one of these.

“Look, Jack, I don’t have a lot of personal life experience, but if I have learned anything from my Sims family, when a child doesn’t see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.” - Liz Lemon, 30 Rock

Been a while since my last quote graphic, so, here we go again! :D

“Hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succere vitae” - Body Of Proof