Hannah Hart and Hank Green, Baked Corn Dogs, My Drunk Kitchen.

I made a gif because reasons.

Informative Hank is informative.

Doodled this for nerdfighterly purposes.

(EDIT: Sure. It could be the giant squid of anger. Or it could be the regular sized squid of average existence and varying emotions…who knows?)

“It used to be it was enough just to want to have a handbag, but now we’re so demented with the mania of owning things that you have to feel sexually attracted to your handbags. Immediately thereafter I got Starbucks and felt the waves of hypocrisy wash over me.” - John Green, Lust and Folly in London and Edinburgh

Trying something a bit different with the background here. Boy do I suck at creating leaf patterns…

“Babies are monsters of narcissism who believe there has never been another human being in the history of the world, and who also believe deep down in their tiny little baby souls that you exist solely for the purpose of attending to their needs.” - John Green (proud father)

“At some point while in Detroit, I met a really, like a tiny chicken. I don’t actually remember this tiny chicken but I’m almost positive that we had an encounter. Because this tiny chicken has laid tiny eggs in my head, those tiny eggs are growing. And hatching. And the baby tiny chickens are feeding on my brain.” - Hank Green, Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th

The third Hanko De Mayo celebration graphic.

“How’s it going? Hank? When Hank Green pees is it like other people peeing? Hank, how was it? Your fans want answers! What is Hank Green peeing like?” - John Green, Hank Green “In The Wild”

The second Hanko De Mayo celebration graphic.

“I do not want to live in a world where we only focus on suck and never think about awesome. If we lived in that world then people would play soccer by having both teams stand and guard their own goal the whole game with the ball sitting at midfield. And then at the end of the game we’re supposed to all celebrate because nobody scored any goals against our team. That’s not gonna get you on Sportscenter. We have to guard the goal and we have to try and prevent bad things from happening, but we also have to make good things happen.” - Hank Green

(Hanko De Mayo is upon us, expect a series of random Hank Green quote graphics in celebration - Hank Green is also entitled to request any quote, piece of dialogue, or monologue, to be made into a graphic if he happens to spot this.)

edwardspoonhands:

loopthelambdoid:

“I really hate it when I’m watching a show in my computer on fullscreen and then the show fades to black and then suddenly I can see my reflection in the monitor. I see that slack, dull face just staring at itself, I just wanna snap out of it and go do something with my life but then I know that I can’t because, y’know, I’m in the middle of a show.” - Hank Green

Thank you for picking out one of my favorite me quotes. 

Aw shucks, it was practically unavoidable. I related too much with this one not to use it. Thank you for making my Tumblr explodey! And for saying things. And doing stuff. After watching those shows. Or possibly during the watching of those shows.

“I really hate it when I’m watching a show in my computer on fullscreen and then the show fades to black and then suddenly I can see my reflection in the monitor. I see that slack, dull face just staring at itself, I just wanna snap out of it and go do something with my life but then I know that I can’t because, y’know, I’m in the middle of a show.” - Hank Green

This quote is from the video “Peeing, Pooping, Prescription Drugs, and Ramen Noodle Fires”, posted on Mar 12th , 2010, posted on the Vlogbrothers channel.

Dandylions. A shirt print design I finally finished doodling up after a great amount of procrastination. Designed to be a creamish/off-whiteish print on a brown shirt.

The rights of this image are reserved to Mia H. Do not use, modify or reproduce the image in any way without my written permission. Re-blogging is allowed so long as you do not remove my credits, this text, or me as the original poster.

“I don’t like it when people undo hugs. You can’t undo hugs.” - Hank Green

(You just do not do that. IT’S PERMANENT!)

In honor of the recent re-bloggings by Hank Green, and the lovely flood of nerdfighters, I decided to pick a Green quote from my long list of quotes to be made into graphics. 

“When I was an eight-year-old pathological liar, it really bothered me, personally, that mom didn’t believe my lies.” - John Green

zeekayart:

go go go go go

reblog and add your drawing

Goddammit…