Taming Giraffes, Looping Lambdoids
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Watching Star Wars For The First Time Vol. 3

    [I have a friend, who I discovered had never seen Star Wars and was fairly oblivious to it. I ended up watching the original three movies with them. It was fun, and, hey, I got to introduce something new to them!]
    [Right before Obi-Wan's death scene]
    Me: you will get so mad at this movie soon.
    H: about what??
    Me: you'll see
    H: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
    Me: yep!
    Me: obi-wan is ded.
    Me: commence being mad!
    H: I HATE THIS STUPID MOVIE I ACTUALLY LIKED OBI-WAN
    [loopthelambdoid]
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Watching Star Wars For The First Time Vol. 2

    [I have a friend, who I discovered had never seen Star Wars and was fairly oblivious to it. I ended up watching the original three movies with them. It was fun, and, hey, I got to introduce something new to them!]
    H: THE FORCE WILL BE WITH YOU ALWAYS?!?! [seems to recall a reference]
    Me: yes.
    H: Like, May the force be with you?!
    H: COOOOOOL
    Me: ....yes.
    Me: they say stuff like that.
    [loopthelambdoid]
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Watching Star Wars For The First Time Vol. 1

    [I have a friend, who I discovered had never seen Star Wars and was fairly oblivious to it. I ended up watching the original three movies with them. It was fun, and, hey, I got to introduce something new to them!]
    H: What language is that?
    Me: language of the hutts I'm guessing.
    Me: or just some other alien language. -shrug-
    H: I was wondering if it was the clingon thing. Or is that from somewhere else? maybe not from starwars?
    Me: Oh my god, Klingon is from Star Trek! xD
    Me: a completely different beast
    H: I never knew the difference between those
    Me: star trek was a tv show (mostly). With Kirk and Spock etc
    H: oooooooooooooooooooooh
    H: Spock is not from star wars???
    Me: ............................................................................................NO.
    [loopthelambdoid]
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Everything is a weapon against geek women

    [discussion about not wanting to make something an easy weapon to wield against geek women]
    Shea: Although everything is a weapon against geek women
    Shea: EVERYTHING
    Me: EVEN THIS SALTED PEANUT! [raises a tiny peanut]
    Shea: IT IS AGAINST GEEK WOMEN
    Shea: EAT IT BEFORE IT DOES ANY MORE DAMAGE
    Me: >8U -DEVOURS-
    Shea: VICTORY
    Me: VICTORY FOR WOMAN KIND
    Shea: We are dorks and it is fantastic
    [loopthelambdoid & sheakoshan]
5

Everything is barns!

    Kay: Everything in Sweden is barns!
    Me: Yes. Even the children! [LAUGHS]
    bohim: [LAUGHS] ...Get out!
    [Barn is the swedish word for a child]
4

"What should I blog about?"

    Shea: SPOONS
    Me: I know spoons are a controversial topic, but I don't feel like I really have an informed opinion on them.
    Shea: Good point
    Shea: You would need to do so much research to talk about them
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I was having a moment, okay? Okay. (You’d think I was drunk, but noooo)For those asking, the webcomic was Phuzzy Comics by Monica Ray

I was having a moment, okay? Okay. (You’d think I was drunk, but noooo)
For those asking, the webcomic was Phuzzy Comics by Monica Ray

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It’s like she knows something about me.

It’s like she knows something about me.

1
“
Do not be ashamed of your mineshaft!
”
— Aimee (Brofisting)
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comma comma comma chameleon

    Me: I am cold.
    Shea: I am, cold.
    Shea: I, am cold.
    Me: I, am, cold,,,,
    Me: ,
    Shea: Yes, you were one short.
    Me: I know, it bugged me.
    Me: When a comma dies, it goes to heaven and becomes an apostrophe.
    Me: When a comma becomes an astronaut and is launched into space, it also becomes an apostrophe.
    Me: When you see an apostrophe in a word, like in don't, you know that either the n or the t has a guardian spirit.
    Me: Yeah.
    Me: My life has no direction.
    Shea: Nope
    Shea: But I am amused
    (N or t might also have shuttles orbiting them. And don't even get me started on quotation marks.)
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I was arting and… Shea: IT WILL JUST BE A LENS FLARE Shea: ONLY A LENS FLARE Shea: NOTHING ELSE … Shea: THAT IS NOT A LENS FLARE Me: YES IT IS Shea: YOU ARE A DAMN LIAR Me: LOOK CLOSER Shea: MY FACE IS SMUSHED TO THE SCREEN AND IT IS STILL NOT A LENS FLARE Open your mind Shea! Open your mind and you will see!

I was arting and…

Shea: IT WILL JUST BE A LENS FLARE

Shea: ONLY A LENS FLARE

Shea: NOTHING ELSE

…

Shea: THAT IS NOT A LENS FLARE

Me: YES IT IS

Shea: YOU ARE A DAMN LIAR

Me: LOOK CLOSER

Shea: MY FACE IS SMUSHED TO THE SCREEN AND IT IS STILL NOT A LENS FLARE

Open your mind Shea! Open your mind and you will see!

1
“
WHERE ARE THE WINCHESTERS BECAUSE I LOST MY PEN AND IT IS CLEARLY THE END OF THE WORLD
”
— Me
5

Gething along very well

    electrikfeather: omg
    Me: xD
    electrikfeather: we're not "GETH-ING" along
    Me: ...ooooo!
    Me: OOOOOO!
    electrikfeather: geth it? XD
    Me: SO PUNTASTIC
    electrikfeather: ahhahahaaha geth buns are the best
    electrikfeather: puns
    electrikfeather: JEEBUS
    Me: ....geth buns!!!
    electrikfeather: "This unit has taken up baking"
    electrikfeather: "We were informed that it is customary to addopt a hobby"
    electrikfeather: "please try these buns this unit is certain that there is only a 23% chance that they are edible."
    electrikfeather: geth buns
    electrikfeather: only 23% edible
    --
    Me: though I must say, buns made me think of butts.
    Me: First.
    loopthelambdoid.tumblr.com | electrikfeather.tumblr.com
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So Ms. Simone and I got to talking. #Saving this for the FBI

So Ms. Simone and I got to talking.

#Saving this for the FBI

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Will never say that again

    Me: Booooy howdy does it.
    Shea: .... Boy howdy?
    Me: Yes.
    Me: I just said boy howdy.
    Shea: This has astonished me.
    Shea: I stare at the screen with jaw comically dropped to the floor.
    Shea: My mouth is now a meter tall opened.
    Shea: I do not know how I managed to detach my jaw or grow the extra skin necessary for that.
    Me: I feel as though I should apologize for this.