Seen above is my profile picture, edited by Rocky.
Me: …buhhh! My cat wants attention. I need to go throw food at her.
Rocky: Mental image: Mia as seen in her profile picture, with a tower of cans behind her, a handful of food in her fist, and an insane look in her eye. Cat food is slimed against the wall, and the cat is cowering in the corner. Mia schlups some more cat food into her had and stares the cat down with a steely glare: “HUNGRY NOW, CAT? HA?”
Me: Also, the cat now has food. I have performed my duties as a pet owner.
Rocky: , Mia said, with a glance over her shoulder at the cat clawing its way desperately out from under eighty cans worth of sloppy processed tuna.