Taming Giraffes, Looping Lambdoids
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“On a scale of 1-10, eleveny-forty. That’s a new number I just came up with, but it’s a very good one.” — Nathan Fillion

On a scale of 1-10, eleveny-forty. That’s a new number I just came up with, but it’s a very good one.” — Nathan Fillion

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“I was involved in illegal activities. Once. But now I’m just a walking container of blood and water sending out loveballs one beam at a time.” - Stana Katic

Have I ever mentioned I love it when people come up with their own little expressions? Well, now I have.

I was involved in illegal activities. Once. But now I’m just a walking container of blood and water sending out loveballs one beam at a time.” - Stana Katic

Have I ever mentioned I love it when people come up with their own little expressions? Well, now I have.

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“You have the stink of honeymoon phase all over you. No woman wants to be around that.” - Javier Esposito, Castle

You have the stink of honeymoon phase all over you. No woman wants to be around that.” - Javier Esposito, Castle

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“It’s literally verbal masturbation!” - Natalie Rhodes, Castle
Quote graphic time! What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of awkward.

It’s literally verbal masturbation!” - Natalie Rhodes, Castle

Quote graphic time! What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of awkward.

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“You have the posture of a feral cat.” - Kate Beckett, Castle
Look at that! A quote graphic time! Again.
And: Let’s face it, half the episode we just wanted to slap away Ryan’s bottle and force feed him solid foods like we were going to turn his liver into foie gras by the end of the evening.

You have the posture of a feral cat.” - Kate Beckett, Castle

Look at that! A quote graphic time! Again.

And: Let’s face it, half the episode we just wanted to slap away Ryan’s bottle and force feed him solid foods like we were going to turn his liver into foie gras by the end of the evening.

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“I can’t base an entire murder investigation on your spidey senses.” - Kate Beckett, Castle
Yup. I made another one of these. I’m sorry, I can’t stop.

I can’t base an entire murder investigation on your spidey senses.” - Kate Beckett, Castle

Yup. I made another one of these. I’m sorry, I can’t stop.

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“One minute you’re getting a hot dog in the park, the next you’re fighting off Sleestaks on the far side of a dimensional rift.” - Kevin Ryan, Castle
Oh yes. It was time to make a Detective Ryan quote. He’s just so darn likable. And quotable.

One minute you’re getting a hot dog in the park, the next you’re fighting off Sleestaks on the far side of a dimensional rift.” - Kevin Ryan, Castle

Oh yes. It was time to make a Detective Ryan quote. He’s just so darn likable. And quotable.

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I’m not sure why but it was killing me no one was making this joke. You have no idea! But there, I made it. Now I can finally move on! Gifs are by the lovely -emmaaa and can be found in this post.

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“There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I’m the kind that pays better.” - Rick Castle, Castle
Decided to finally make a graphic out of this, honoring the old intro of Castle.

There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I’m the kind that pays better.” - Rick Castle, Castle

Decided to finally make a graphic out of this, honoring the old intro of Castle.

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“I think I deserve some kudos for my selfless courage in the face of perceived danger” - Rick Castle, Castle
Yes. I made another one of these. Indeed. Quite.

I think I deserve some kudos for my selfless courage in the face of perceived danger” - Rick Castle, Castle

Yes. I made another one of these. Indeed. Quite.

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“Well, apparently, in an actual homicide, they don’t know who did it until the guy gets caught.” - Rick Castle, Castle
That’s right! All the non-Castle quote graphics I made were a mere distraction!Bwahahahaa!

Well, apparently, in an actual homicide, they don’t know who did it until the guy gets caught.” - Rick Castle, Castle

That’s right! All the non-Castle quote graphics I made were a mere distraction!Bwahahahaa!

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“It’s a fact of life. People we love leave us. Unless you chain them to a radiator, which for some reason is illegal.” - Rick Castle, Castle
Well would you look at that. Another one! …I may or may not be on bit of a Castle quote graphic making roll.

It’s a fact of life. People we love leave us. Unless you chain them to a radiator, which for some reason is illegal.” - Rick Castle, Castle

Well would you look at that. Another one! …I may or may not be on bit of a Castle quote graphic making roll.

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“You want me to put on some music? Whenever they do this sort of thing on CSI, they always do it to music in poorly lit rooms. Kinda reminds me of porn.” - Rick Castle, Castle
Made this one partly for my own amusement, partly to thank for the abundance of likes and follows by Castle fans. I like you. 

You want me to put on some music? Whenever they do this sort of thing on CSI, they always do it to music in poorly lit rooms. Kinda reminds me of porn.” - Rick Castle, Castle

Made this one partly for my own amusement, partly to thank for the abundance of likes and follows by Castle fans. I like you. 

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“That’s the difference between a novel and the real world, Castle. A cop doesn’t get to decide how the story ends” - Kate Beckett, Castle
I figured it was time to make another Castle graphic.

That’s the difference between a novel and the real world, Castle. A cop doesn’t get to decide how the story ends” - Kate Beckett, Castle

I figured it was time to make another Castle graphic.

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“She may have built up a wall between us, but I am  going to build a door in that wall. Or put up a ladder.  Or dig a hole.” - Richard Castle, Castle

Quote graphic time!

“She may have built up a wall between us, but I am  going to build a door in that wall. Or put up a ladder.  Or dig a hole.” - Richard Castle, Castle

Quote graphic time!