“At some point while in Detroit, I met a really, like a tiny chicken. I don’t actually remember this tiny chicken but I’m almost positive that we had an encounter. Because this tiny chicken has laid tiny eggs in my head, those tiny eggs are growing. And hatching. And the baby tiny chickens are feeding on my brain.” - Hank Green, Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th

The third Hanko De Mayo celebration graphic.

“How’s it going? Hank? When Hank Green pees is it like other people peeing? Hank, how was it? Your fans want answers! What is Hank Green peeing like?” - John Green, Hank Green “In The Wild”

The second Hanko De Mayo celebration graphic.

“I do not want to live in a world where we only focus on suck and never think about awesome. If we lived in that world then people would play soccer by having both teams stand and guard their own goal the whole game with the ball sitting at midfield. And then at the end of the game we’re supposed to all celebrate because nobody scored any goals against our team. That’s not gonna get you on Sportscenter. We have to guard the goal and we have to try and prevent bad things from happening, but we also have to make good things happen.” - Hank Green

(Hanko De Mayo is upon us, expect a series of random Hank Green quote graphics in celebration - Hank Green is also entitled to request any quote, piece of dialogue, or monologue, to be made into a graphic if he happens to spot this.)