“It’s literally verbal masturbation!” - Natalie Rhodes, Castle

Quote graphic time! What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of awkward.

“You have the posture of a feral cat.” - Kate Beckett, Castle

Look at that! A quote graphic time! Again.

And: Let’s face it, half the episode we just wanted to slap away Ryan’s bottle and force feed him solid foods like we were going to turn his liver into foie gras by the end of the evening.

“I can’t base an entire murder investigation on your spidey senses.” - Kate Beckett, Castle

Yup. I made another one of these. I’m sorry, I can’t stop.

“One minute you’re getting a hot dog in the park, the next you’re fighting off Sleestaks on the far side of a dimensional rift.” - Kevin Ryan, Castle

Oh yes. It was time to make a Detective Ryan quote. He’s just so darn likable. And quotable.

“There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I’m the kind that pays better.” - Rick Castle, Castle

Decided to finally make a graphic out of this, honoring the old intro of Castle.

“I think I deserve some kudos for my selfless courage in the face of perceived danger” - Rick Castle, Castle

Yes. I made another one of these. Indeed. Quite.

“Well, apparently, in an actual homicide, they don’t know who did it until the guy gets caught.” - Rick Castle, Castle

That’s right! All the non-Castle quote graphics I made were a mere distraction!Bwahahahaa!