Taming Giraffes, Looping Lambdoids
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She started watching Supernatural

    Shea: There's an episode called "Are you there God? It's me, Dean Winchester"
    Shea: ....
    Me: Yes.
    Shea: That is going to be amazing when I get there
    Shea: I imagine it is going to be exactly like a Judy Blume book
    Me: Never read one.
    Shea: Me neither
    Shea: I assume it's like Sweet Valley High or Babysitter's Club, though
    Me: You are going to be disappointed....
    Shea: So Dean will be sitting on a pink canopy bed with a teddy bear in some pink dress pajamas
    Me: So disappointed.
    Shea: Staring up at the ceiling with Disney princess eyes
    Me: Very very disappointed.
    Shea: And then crying into the teddy bear at his existential crisis
    Shea: And Sam will come in with hot chocolate and cookies, all worried about his big brother
    Shea: And they will talk and cry and eat cookies
    Shea: And then talk about porn and get a beer because they want to go back to being manly again
    Shea: And they will fight over which is better: The Casa Erotica series or the Busty Asian Babes videos
    Shea: This is clearly how the episode goes
    Me: ...Yes.
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