February 2012
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followers
I have 90 followers as we speak, but my lovely follower counter claims I have 184 of them. Either it’s trying to make me feel slightly better about my nonsense posts or…
So, yeah, I see those spam bots that followed me, before Tumblr started using CAPTCHA in the registration process, are still ghosting in my statistics. Lovely. I have to manually count the followers when ever I...
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January 2012
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I just read an academic book with so many mentions of the word ‘booty’ that you’d think it was a book about either pirates or rappers. It is about neither of those things.
Last night my mother treated me like an utter freak for never having eaten, or having the urge to eat, pure flour, potato starch, or yeast.
I figured I should let you all know about this.
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Uncool Stuff: inebriated-panda: Alright people, we... →
inebriated-panda:
Alright people, we need to concern ourselves with ACTA
chocotaur:
Five facts:
1. ACTA isn’t the “European” SOPA. It’s nearly GLOBAL, and will apply to every country that signs the treaty.
2. ACTA is far more aggressive. ACTA will not simply affect websites and…
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“Drop a house on me? YOUR FORKS ARE MINE!”
– Shea Koshan, who will take your forks as a revenge
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dogbathugs:
why is it that like
65% of fanfics call the penis a member
whats it a member to
the vagina club or something
Me: Member must be a way to exaggerate penis size. Legs and arms are referred to as a member sometimes. It’s like calling your penis a limb.
Me: It insinuates you could grab a tree with it if you wanted.
Sarah: xD
Sarah: Ew.
Sarah: That was not an image I wanted...
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I really wanted to go to the grocery store before before 8AM but I feel like it’s socially unacceptable to do that unless you are an old lady.
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Organon: To all those men who don't think the rape... →
oforganon:
(via) This post in particular is addressed to men, not because women don’t rape and women don’t make/laugh at rape jokes and not because men can’t be raped, but because, by nature of the existing gender disparity, men are in a unique position to be taken seriously when they raise objections to…
December 2011
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Shea: Go poop
Shea: Poop is good for you
Shea: And your soul
Shea: Gets rid of the poop demons
Me: You always provide sound advice.
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Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas!
Happy [Whatever You Celebrate] and Merry Christmas to you all! Eat till you swear you will never eat again! Listen to obnoxious songs! Watch all those crummy yet oh so endearing Christmas specials! Have a great one!
PS: Hi, new followers! …you are here because of the holiday sweater thing, aren’t you? I question your sanity. But only slightly.
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I’m not sure why but it was killing me no one was making this joke. You have no idea! But there, I made it. Now I can finally move on! Gifs are by the lovely -emmaaa and can be found in this post.
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Things just got sexy
Person1: sup sexies.
Person2: SUP
Me: every time people say sup I like to pretend they say soup instead.
Me: SOUP SEXIES! \o/
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