• I just read an academic book with so many mentions of the word ‘booty’ that you’d think it was a book about either pirates or rappers. It is about neither of those things.
• Last night my mother treated me like an utter freak for never having eaten, or having the urge to eat, pure flour, potato starch, or yeast.

I figured I should let you all know about this.

I’m working on something.

Looks like you are missing a Fillion. A new one will be shipped to you ASAP.

(Yeah, I don’t even know. I just make things and sometimes…yeah. I need a nap, okay? Okay.)

“Hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succere vitae” - Body Of Proof

“I’m a chair dancer. I’m a person who doesn’t like to use my lower body. I make it look like if I stood up, I would be amazing, but I’m not gonna stand up, I don’t wanna blow your mind.” - Rachel Maddow

inebriated-panda:

Alright people, we need to concern ourselves with ACTA

chocotaur:

Five facts:

1. ACTA isn’t the “European” SOPA. It’s nearly GLOBAL, and will apply to every country that signs the treaty.

2. ACTA is far more aggressive. ACTA will not simply affect websites and…

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I’ve decided to cheer up my hospitalized friend with an e-card.

TED Talks: Defend our freedom to share (or why SOPA is a bad idea) by Clay Shirky

Watch that video.

Done? Ok. Here are some things for you to sign, people:

• Send petition to congress to STOP the Protect-IP Bill: http://act.demandprogress.org/sign/pipa_house/
• Click here to send another petition: http://www.change.org/petitions/stop-the-internet-control-bill-now 
• Here’s another great one for you to sign: https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/
• Write your congressman yourself: https://writerep.house.gov/writerep/welcome.shtml
• Call your congressman!: http://act.demandprogress.org/call/sopa_call/?rd=1&t=4&referring_akid=1075.1282229.5d6zvL
• Also go to http://sopablackout.org/ and http://americancensorship.org/ - sign their petitions, participate.
• Get twibbons for your Twitter icon and such to protest: http://twibbon.com/join/Stop-SOPA-111611 or http://www.blackoutsopa.org/

Even if you are not an American I encourage you to sign petitions and actively fight against these bills. This is not something that will only affect the United States. It’s going to ruin stuff for all of us. So, do things, and nudge your American friends to act too. 

fishingboatproceeds:

laughingsquid:

The Oatmeal blacked out in protest of SOPA / PIPA

The Oatmeal, as usual, explains everything you need to know about SOPA/PIPA while A. making you laugh, and B. making Oprah ride a jet ski in space.

Copyright and intellectual property are complicated. But I know this: We have the right to make Oprah ride a jet ski in space! And that’s why we cannot allow SOPA or PIPA to regulate the Internet.

weeklyartchallenges:

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A dealy I made.

“I’m going to have color coming out of my ying yang.” - Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

“It’s literally verbal masturbation!” - Natalie Rhodes, Castle

Quote graphic time! What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of awkward.

"Drop a house on me? YOUR FORKS ARE MINE!"

“You have the posture of a feral cat.” - Kate Beckett, Castle

Look at that! A quote graphic time! Again.

And: Let’s face it, half the episode we just wanted to slap away Ryan’s bottle and force feed him solid foods like we were going to turn his liver into foie gras by the end of the evening.

dogbathugs:

why is it that like

65% of fanfics call the penis a member

whats it a member to

the vagina club or something

Me: Member must be a way to exaggerate penis size. Legs and arms are referred to as a member sometimes. It’s like calling your penis a limb.

Me: It insinuates you could grab a tree with it if you wanted.

Sarah: xD

Sarah: Ew.

Sarah: That was not an image I wanted in my head

Me: HAHAhaha xD

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